Medieval Irish Wisdom, Gnomic Verse, and Memes
Medievalists.net has a feature on short, pithy Irish sayings, like proverbs. There was one odd pairing:
A prostitute’s lot is uncertainty.
A timid person’s lot is uncertainty.
So … if you’re a timid person, you might as well be a prostitute? That just doesn’t seem right.
When it’s written as verse, this type of writing is often called “gnomic verse” or “gnomic poetry,” and it has been a very popular genre through the ages. It occupied a similar social space to internet memes today — short, little bits of wisdom that are easily transmitted.
A good example of how easily these are transmitted is the advice that Polonius gives Laertes in Act I, Scene 3 of Hamlet.
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice [….]
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all- to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Chances are that if you know any lines beyond “To be or not to be” from Hamlet, you know these sayings.
If you’re interested in more ancient and medieval gnomic wisdom, you can find Proverbs here, or Anglo-Saxon gnomic verse (with some riddles) here.
Thug Notes: Hamlet
“How’s a brother gonna keep it real on the street with all these ethical and metaphysical uncertainties, my man?”
Weird Al’s “Word Crimes”
Weird Al’s latest is a love-letter to the literate. It really should be the soundtrack that accompanies me through life.
You can buy it and watch as he unveils eight videos from his new album on the official Weird Al site.
And here’s a bit more of Al’s grammar vigilantism.
Henry VIII
Kid Beowulf and the Blood-Bound Oath (Scene 16)
TS Eliot vs. Rap
The Telegraph has a quiz in which you try to tell if a particular quote is from TS Eliot’s poetry or rap. I did miss one…
He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
… but for the most part it really shouldn’t be that hard. The rap lyrics aren’t just really limited in vocabulary, but the metrical structure is really simple.
MC Lars gets it. If you had trouble figuring out which was Eliot and which was rap, Lars is here to school you with a primer on meter.
Now, if the samples had been from nerdcore rappers, I’d probably have happily failed.